Favorite Superbad Quotes
Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well, funny thing about my back, is it's located on my cock.
I have a boner!Fogell
Becca: I'm so wet right now.
Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in Health Class.
I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about it.Evan
I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.Evan
Jules: You scratch our back and we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well, the funny thing about my back, is that it's located on my cock.
I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream, "I love my best friend, Evan."Seth
McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with you penis?Officer Slater
Officer Slater: Ethnically, was he like uh... uh... African?
Liquor Store Woman: Was he African? He was like you.
Officer Michaels: He's Jewish, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.
Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Seth: Breast Reduction Surgery? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
Evan: She had back-problems, man.
I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding Vag.Seth
Seth: [referring to Evan's mother] I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.
Evan: Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.
Seth: [shrugs] It's a nice lookin' dick.