Popular Superbad Quotes
I am gonna give you the best blow J. With my mouth.Becca
Fogell: What's it like to have a gun?
Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone.
Evan: You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be anything, it could be a bowling site.
Seth: Yeah, but the problem is that they don't actually show the dick going in the pussy. Have you ever seen a pussy by itself?
Seth: I dunno, it's not for me.
You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy.Seth
Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing.Seth
You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.Seth
McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with you penis?Officer Slater
Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well, funny thing about my back, is it's located on my cock.
I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.Evan
Officer Slater: Ethnically, was he like uh... uh... African?
Liquor Store Woman: Was he African? He was like you.
Officer Michaels: He's Jewish, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.
Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Seth: Breast Reduction Surgery? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
Evan: She had back-problems, man.
It's like a division sign.Evan