Popular Superbad Quotes
McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with you penis?Officer Slater
Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well, funny thing about my back, is it's located on my cock.
I arrested a man-lady who was legally named Phuck.Officer Slater
I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.Evan
Officer Slater: Ethnically, was he like uh... uh... African?
Liquor Store Woman: Was he African? He was like you.
Officer Michaels: He's Jewish, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.
Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time?Seth
It's like a division sign.Evan
Becca: Your cock is so smooth!
Evan: You would too... if you were a man.
Evan: It's not just making them smaller. They completely reshaped them. They make them more supple, symmetrical.
Seth: I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's make a move.
You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't of slept with that guy?' We could be that mistake!Seth
Officer Michaels: McLovin?
Officer Slater: [pause] That's such a cool name.
Officer Michaels: I know. It sounds like a sexy hamburger.
Ah, McLovin, McLovin, McLovin, McLovin.Officer Michaels