Popular Superbad Quotes
[talking to Home Ec. Teacher] You know, Home Ec. is a joke. Everyone takes it to just get an A. Not to disgrace your profession or anything. There's three weeks left in school, just give me a fucking break! I'm sorry for cursing.Seth
Officer Michaels: McLovin?
Officer Slater: [pause] That's such a cool name.
Officer Michaels: I know. It sounds like a sexy hamburger.
Becca: Your cock is so smooth!
Evan: You would too... if you were a man.
I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about it.Evan
I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.Evan
McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with you penis?Officer Slater
Ah, McLovin, McLovin, McLovin, McLovin.Officer Michaels
You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't of slept with that guy?' We could be that mistake!Seth
Evan: It's not just making them smaller. They completely reshaped them. They make them more supple, symmetrical.
Seth: I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's make a move.
Becca: I'm so wet right now.
Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in Health Class.
It's like a division sign.Evan
Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Seth: Breast Reduction Surgery? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
Evan: She had back-problems, man.