Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.

Melanie Carmichael

Melanie Carmichael: [gets up to leave] Jake, I can't do this.
Jake: [grabs her arm so she faces him] I know.
[they kiss]
Jake: [eventually pulling away] Go home, Mel.

You dumb stubborn redneck hick.

Melanie Carmichael

Melanie Carmichael: [of Bryant the dog] Can he swim?
Jake: Doesn't look like it.

Jake: [not recognizing Melanie in her sunglasses] Can I help you?
Melanie Carmichael: Well, for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce.
Jake: You're shittin' me, right?
Melanie Carmichael: I never fully understood that expression, but no, I am not "shitting" you.

The only reason I ain't signing is cause you've turned into some hoity-toity Yankee bitch, and I'd like nothing better right now than to piss you off.

Jake

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You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.

Earl Smooter

Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.

Melanie Carmichael