Favorite Sweet Home Alabama Quotes
Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.Melanie Carmichael
Melanie Carmichael: [gets up to leave] Jake, I can't do this.
Jake: [grabs her arm so she faces him] I know.
Jake: [eventually pulling away] Go home, Mel.
You dumb stubborn redneck hick.Melanie Carmichael
Melanie Carmichael: [of Bryant the dog] Can he swim?
Jake: Doesn't look like it.
Jake: [not recognizing Melanie in her sunglasses] Can I help you?
Melanie Carmichael: Well, for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce.
Jake: You're shittin' me, right?
Melanie Carmichael: I never fully understood that expression, but no, I am not "shitting" you.
The only reason I ain't signing is cause you've turned into some hoity-toity Yankee bitch, and I'd like nothing better right now than to piss you off.Jake