Guys just get a stick, lets play some pool, alright? And if ya can't find a cue just pull the one shoved up her ass.

Bobby Ray

Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten. I mean, where's the fun in that, right?

Jake

Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.

Melanie Carmichael

Melanie Carmichael: [gets up to leave] Jake, I can't do this.
Jake: [grabs her arm so she faces him] I know.
[they kiss]
Jake: [eventually pulling away] Go home, Mel.

You dumb stubborn redneck hick.

Melanie Carmichael

Melanie Carmichael: [of Bryant the dog] Can he swim?
Jake: Doesn't look like it.

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Sweet Home Alabama Quotes

You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.

Earl Smooter

Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.

Melanie Carmichael