Popular Sweet Home Alabama Quotes
Jake: What the hell is this? Chick food?
Melanie Carmichael: Light beer. Less calories.
Melanie Carmichael: And don't even pretend like you missed me.
Jake: Oh, I missed you all right, but at this range, my aim is bound to improve.
Jake: Whatever blows your dress up, darlin'. You go right ahead and spend your money.
Melanie Carmichael: Oh, but darlin', I thought you said we should think of it as "our money."
[Jake stops cold]
Melanie Carmichael: Just a guess: The words *joint checking* are flashing in your head right now.
Guys just get a stick, lets play some pool, alright? And if ya can't find a cue just pull the one shoved up her ass.Bobby Ray
Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.Melanie Carmichael
Melanie Carmichael: [gets up to leave] Jake, I can't do this.
Jake: [grabs her arm so she faces him] I know.
Jake: [eventually pulling away] Go home, Mel.