Sweet Home Alabama Quotes
Jake: [not recognizing Melanie in her sunglasses] Can I help you?
Melanie Carmichael: Well, for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce.
Jake: You're shittin' me, right?
Melanie Carmichael: I never fully understood that expression, but no, I am not "shitting" you.
Melanie Carmichael: [of Bryant the dog] Can he swim?
Jake: Doesn't look like it.
Young Melanie: What do you want to be married to me for, anyhow?
Young Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want.
[they kiss, and lightening strikes]
You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.
Earl Smooter
You dumb stubborn redneck hick.
Melanie Carmichael
Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.
Melanie Carmichael
