Jake: [not recognizing Melanie in her sunglasses] Can I help you?
Melanie Carmichael: Well, for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce.
Jake: You're shittin' me, right?
Melanie Carmichael: I never fully understood that expression, but no, I am not "shitting" you.

Melanie Carmichael: [of Bryant the dog] Can he swim?
Jake: Doesn't look like it.

Young Melanie: What do you want to be married to me for, anyhow?
Young Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want.
[they kiss, and lightening strikes]

You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.

Earl Smooter

You dumb stubborn redneck hick.

Melanie Carmichael

Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.

Melanie Carmichael

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You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.

Earl Smooter

Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.

Melanie Carmichael