Favorite Talladega Nights Quotes
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Shake and bake!
Jean Girard: Is that a catchphrase or epilepsy?
We missed you at the wedding. It was really classy. We had a Styx cover band, and a nacho fountain.Cal Naughton Jr
Ricky Bobby: Nobody plays jazz at The Pit Stop!
Jean Girrard: Then why is the song on the jukebox?
Bartender: We keep it on there for profiling purposes. We also have the Pet Shop Boys and Seal.
I wanna thank little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors.Ricky Bobby
98% of people will die sometime in their lives.Ricky Bobby
You have spilled my macchiato.Jean Girard
Ricky Bobby: What has France ever given America, huh?
Jean Girrard: We invented democracy, existentialism , and the MÃ©nage Ã trois.
Cal Naughton Jr: Those are three pretty good things, Ricky. Especially that last one
Jean Girard: You taste like America.
Ricky Bobby: Thank you.
Are we gonna get it on now?Ricky Bobby
I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.Cal Naughton, Jr.