Popular Talladega Nights Quotes
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Shake and bake!
Jean Girard: Is that a catchphrase or epilepsy?
I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.Cal Naughton, Jr.
Jean Girard: You taste like America.
Ricky Bobby: Thank you.
I wanna thank little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors.Ricky Bobby
Are we gonna get it on now?Ricky Bobby
If you ain't first, you're last.Ricky Bobby
Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Allah! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me! Help me, Oprah Winfrey!Ricky Bobby
98% of people will die sometime in their lives.Ricky Bobby
We missed you at the wedding. It was really classy. We had a Styx cover band, and a nacho fountain.Cal Naughton Jr
You have spilled my macchiato.Jean Girard