JB: This place is kinda...
[chewing mushroom]
JB: Juicy.

KG: Gimme a powerslide. Full throttle.
JB: sssshhhhh...
[Hissing while performing a horrible powerslide]
KG: How did that feel?
JB: Really good. How did it look?
KG: Amazing... ly bad.

Now our masterpiece will never happen because we won't be fueled by Satan!


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Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Quotes

KG: Go score me a dime-bag.
JB: A what?
KG: Ten dollars worth a *weed*. Now Listen: Go down to Wake & Bake Pizza, ask for Jojo. Tell him you want the Bob Marley Extra Crispy. He'll know what you're talkin' about.
JB: All right dude, roger that. One Extra Crispy comin' up!
[hangs up phone]

Go ahead and sleep on the power couch. Your training begins tomorrow, at the crack of noon.