Favorite Thank You for Smoking Quotes
Don't forget, I'm his father. You're just the guy who fucks his mom.Nick Naylor
The message Hollywood needs to send out is 'Smoking Is Cool!'Nick Naylor
Please don't ruin my childhoodJoey Naylor
Nick Naylor: Now what we need is a smoking role model. A real winner.
Jeff Megall: Indiana Jones meets Jerry Maguire.
Nick Naylor: Right, on two packs a day.
Jack: [In Elevator] Did you hear that?
Nick Naylor: [pause] No.
Heather Holloway: Heather Holloway.
Nick Naylor: Nick Naylor. Big Tobacco.
Heather Holloway: [holds up tape recorder] Is this kosher?
Nick Naylor: Only if I can call you Heather.
Heather Holloway: By all means. So, Mr. Naylor ...
Nick Naylor: [interrupting] Nick.
Heather Holloway: Nick. Let's start with ...
Nick Naylor: '82 Margaux.
Heather Holloway: Okay. Is it good?
Nick Naylor: "Good"? It'll make you believe in God.