Favorite The 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes
Cal: [to Andy about telling Trish he's a virgin] Yeah, you should definitely tell her, because I saw this movie called "Liar Liar" and the message was, "*Don't* lie."
Cal: And that was a smart movie.
You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!Andy Stitzer
Andy. Have you ever heard of the term... 'Fuck Buddy?'Paula
Andy Stitzer: Well, if you loved her so much, why did you cheat on her?
Jay: [sobbing violently] Because! Duh! I'm insecure! Can't you tell?