Popular The 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes
David: You know how I know you're gay?
David: Your dick tastes like shit.
You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!Andy Stitzer
Nicky: You have really kind eyes, you know that?
Andy Stitzer: Thanks. Umm... your hat has sequins.
[to Andy, in a bar] All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's a code written in his DNA, says, "tackle the gazelle." And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "tackle drunk bitches."Jay