Murph: Tell me a little about this electric piano, Ray.
Ray: Ah, you have a good eye, my man. That's the best in the city of Chicago.
Jake: How much?
Ray: 2,000 bucks and it's yours. You can take it home with you. As a matter of fact, I'll throw in the black keys for free.

Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. Country AND western!

Jake: Book us for tomorrow night.
Maury Sline: Hold it, hold it. Tomorrow night? What are you talking about? A gig like that, you gotta prepare the proper exploitation.
Elwood: I know all about that stuff. I have been exploited all my life.

Use of any unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers... has been approved.

Police Dispatcher

Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

Burton Mercer

[after crashing into a car dealership] The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year!

Elwood

Burton Mercer: [speaking into radio] Hi, this is car um... What number are we?
Officer Mount: Five-five.
Burton Mercer: [to radio] Car 55. Um... we're in a truck!

They broke my watch!

Trooper La Fong

Hey, Jake. Jake. I gotta pull over.
[drives the Bluesmobile through a guardrail]

Elwood

We would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community that have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time...

Elwood

Jake: Maury, we need $5,000 fast.
Maury Sline: $5,000? Who do you guys think you are, The Beatles?

That Night Train's a mean wine.

Jake

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The Blues Brothers Quotes

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

Curtis: Do you guys know 'Minnie the Moocher'?
Murph: I once knew a hooker named Minnie Mazola!