Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

Burton Mercer

[after crashing into a car dealership] The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year!


Burton Mercer: [speaking into radio] Hi, this is car um... What number are we?
Officer Mount: Five-five.
Burton Mercer: [to radio] Car 55. Um... we're in a truck!

They broke my watch!

Trooper La Fong

Hey, Jake. Jake. I gotta pull over.
[drives the Bluesmobile through a guardrail]


We would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community that have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time...


Elwood: I bet these cops got SCMODS.
Elwood: State County Municipal Offender Data System.

Jake: Maury, we need $5,000 fast.
Maury Sline: $5,000? Who do you guys think you are, The Beatles?

That Night Train's a mean wine.


Did you get me my Cheez Wiz, boy?

The Cheese Whiz

You on the motorcycle... You two girls... tell your friends.


Jake: Uh, Bob, about the money for tonight.
Bob: Oh, yeah... That's $200, and you boys drank $300 worth of beer.

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The Blues Brothers Quotes

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

Curtis: Do you guys know 'Minnie the Moocher'?
Murph: I once knew a hooker named Minnie Mazola!