What does a snail have to do to reincarnate? Leave the perfect trail of slime?

Edward Cole

Edward, I've had baths that were deeper than you.

Carter Chambers

Edward Cole: Do you hate me?
Carter Chambers: Not yet.

Thomas: I'm proud of you.
Edward Cole: Nobody cares what you think.

Edward Cole: I want my own room.
Thomas: You run hospitals, not health spas. Two beds to a room, no exceptions.

Thomas: What the hell are you doing here?
Carter Chambers: Fighting for my life. You?

Edward Cole: The sequel was like that. She never backed me up on anything.
Carter Chambers: The sequel?
Edward Cole: The second Mrs Edward Cole.
[Carter rolls his eyes]
Edward Cole: Hell, that woman hated me.
Kyle the parachutist: Maybe because you called her the sequel.

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Carter Chambers: Forty-five years goes by pretty fast.
Edward Cole: Like smoke through a keyhole.

I hate your rotten guts!

Carter Chambers