Favorite The Cabin in the Woods Quotes
He's got a husband bulge.Marty
Sitterson: That's not fair! I had zombies too!
Wiry Girl: Yes, you had Zombies. But this is Zombie Redneck Torture Family. Entirely separate thing. It's like the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal.
Mordecai: Cleanse them. Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin. Bathe them in the crimson of [pauses]
Mordecai: Am I on speakerphone?
Hadley: No, no of course not.
Mordecai: Yes I am. I can hear the echo. Take me off. Now.
Hadley: Okay, sorry.
Mordecai: I'm not kidding. It's rude. I don't know who's in the room.
Dana: I'm so sorry I almost shot you. I probably wouldn't have.
Marty: Hey, shush, no. I totally get it. I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.
Ok, I'm drawing a line in the (expletive) sand. Do not read the Latin!Marty
It was the pioneer days; people had to make their own interrogation rooms -- out of cornmeal.Marty
I'm never going to see a Mer-man.Hadley
Curt: What is that? [spoken seriously while staring at the lake]
Curt: In the lake, I swear to god I...
Dana: Yeah, right...
Curt: No seriously. Right there. Don't you see it? There. It looks just like my girlfriend.
Somethin' weird is going on.Marty
Curt: I think we should split up. We can cover more ground that way!
Dana: Thanks for... being decent.
Holden: Least I could do, since Curt and Jules have sold you to me for marriage.
Let's get this party started!Curt