Caleb Danvers: Gorman! It's me! It's ok! He doesn't see that well anymore.
Sarah Wenham: You think?
Gorman Twoberry: Who's with you?
Caleb Danvers: Just a friend! Be right back.

Come to save little Ms. Muffet, have we? Well, you're too late. A spider came and sat down beside her and frightened Ms. Muffet away!

Chase Collins

Caleb Danvers: Ugh, y' gotta pull over.
Reid Garwin: Oh, you wanna stop? That'll impress Harvard.
Caleb Danvers: Oh what the hell., lose 'em. Cut across marblehead. let's have some fun while we're at it.

Come on Caleb. It's not like it's going to kill us. Yet.

Pogue Parry

Chase Collins: You ready to say "uncle"?
Caleb Danvers: I'm ready for you to go to hell.

Sarah Wenham: [regarding Chase] Where is he?
Caleb Danvers: I don't know...

Aaron Abbot: What the hell are you staring at, faggot?
Chase Collins: That thing between your legs. It's like a penis, but smaller.

Evelyn Danvers: For once in your life can you think of anyone besides yourself.
James Danvers: I will you my powers.

[when teacher says Stephen King] Yeah! Dreamcatcher was the shit.

Reid Garwin

Reid Garwin: [seeing a girl in a short skirt, slapping a $20 on the table] Blue. Cotton.
Tyler Sims: [slapping down a $20] Pink lace.
Pogue Parry: [slapping down a $20] Boys, that girl hasn't worn panties since she was 12. [a gust of wind blows the girl's skirt up, revealing no panties] Keep the change, man.

I'm going to make you my Wee-yotch!

Chase Collins

Aaron Abbot: I think you owe Kyra an apology.
Caleb Danvers: Actually, I think it's Kyra who owes Sarah the apology.

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The Covenant Quotes

I'm going to make you my Wee-yotch!

Chase Collins

Harry Potter can kiss my ass.

Reid Garwin