I'm going to make you my Wee-yotch!

Chase Collins

Come to save little Ms. Muffet, have we? Well, you're too late. A spider came and sat down beside her and frightened Ms. Muffet away!

Chase Collins

Aaron Abbot: What the hell are you staring at, faggot?
Chase Collins: That thing between your legs. It's like a penis, but smaller.

Come on Caleb. It's not like it's going to kill us. Yet.

Pogue Parry

Chase Collins: You ready to say "uncle"?
Caleb Danvers: I'm ready for you to go to hell.

Sarah Wenham: [regarding Chase] Where is he?
Caleb Danvers: I don't know...

Caleb Danvers: Ugh, y' gotta pull over.
Reid Garwin: Oh, you wanna stop? That'll impress Harvard.
Caleb Danvers: Oh what the hell., lose 'em. Cut across marblehead. let's have some fun while we're at it.

Evelyn Danvers: For once in your life can you think of anyone besides yourself.
James Danvers: I will you my powers.

[when teacher says Stephen King] Yeah! Dreamcatcher was the shit.

Reid Garwin

Reid Garwin: [seeing a girl in a short skirt, slapping a $20 on the table] Blue. Cotton.
Tyler Sims: [slapping down a $20] Pink lace.
Pogue Parry: [slapping down a $20] Boys, that girl hasn't worn panties since she was 12. [a gust of wind blows the girl's skirt up, revealing no panties] Keep the change, man.

Aaron Abbot: I think you owe Kyra an apology.
Caleb Danvers: Actually, I think it's Kyra who owes Sarah the apology.

Harry Potter can kiss my ass.

Reid Garwin

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The Covenant Quotes

I'm going to make you my Wee-yotch!

Chase Collins

Harry Potter can kiss my ass.

Reid Garwin