Brendan: Why are your eyes so red?
Francis: Why is your head so bald?

Jack: Wouldn't it be great if we heard a train go by in the distance?
Peter: No.
Francis: It'd probably be annoying.

I love the way this country smells. I'll never forget it. It's kind of spicy.

Peter

Do you want to go in the bathroom and smoke a cigarette with me?

Jack

[sees children crossing a river] Look at these assholes!

Francis

Rita: What's wrong with you?
Jack: I honestly don't know. I'll tell you the next time I see you.

Jack: What did he say?
Peter: He said the train is lost.
Jack: How can a train be lost? It's on rails.

I wonder if the three of us would've been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people.

Jack

I love you too, but I'm gonna mace you in the face!

Jack

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The Darjeeling Limited Quotes

I wonder if the three of us would've been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people.

Jack

I love you too, but I'm gonna mace you in the face!

Jack