
The Darjeeling Limited Quotes
Brendan: Why are your eyes so red?
Francis: Why is your head so bald?
Jack: Wouldn't it be great if we heard a train go by in the distance?
Peter: No.
Francis: It'd probably be annoying.
I love the way this country smells. I'll never forget it. It's kind of spicy.
Peter
Do you want to go in the bathroom and smoke a cigarette with me?
Jack
[sees children crossing a river] Look at these assholes!
Francis
Rita: What's wrong with you?
Jack: I honestly don't know. I'll tell you the next time I see you.
Jack: What did he say?
Peter: He said the train is lost.
Jack: How can a train be lost? It's on rails.
I wonder if the three of us would've been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people.
Jack
I love you too, but I'm gonna mace you in the face!
Jack