Find me that piece of paper I had in my hand yesterday morning.

Miranda Priestly

Miranda Priestly: ...You have no sense of fashion...
Andy Sachs: I think that depends on...
Miranda Priestly: No, no, that wasn't a question.

You don't deserve them, I mean you eat carbs, for Chrissake!

Emily

Bore someone else with your questions.

Miranda Priestly

Andy Sachs: I thought only the first assistant went to the benefit
Miranda Priestly: Only when the first assistant hasn't decided to become an incubus of viral plague.

Jocelyn: [at a board meeting over the April issue] Well... they're showing a lot of florals right now, so I was thinking...
Miranda Priestly: Florals? For spring? Ground breaking.

I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?

Emily

Andy Sachs: [seeing Nigel with a black gown] I love that! Will that fit me?
Nigel: A little Crisco and some fishing wire and we'll be in business.

Emily: One time an assistant left the desk, because she, I don't know, sliced her hand open with a letter opener. Miranda missed Lagerfeld who had boarded a seventeen hour flight to Australia. She now works at TV Guide.
Andy Sachs: Man the desk at all times. Got it.

Details of your incompetence do not interest me.

Miranda Priestly

You went upstairs? Why didn't you just crawl into bed with her ask a bedtime story?

Emily

Andy Sachs: So none of the girls here eat anything?
Nigel: Not since two became new four and zero became the new two.
Andy Sachs: Well, I'm a six...
Nigel: Which is the new fourteen.

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The Devil Wears Prada Quotes

Miranda Priestly: [to Andy] Emily? Emily!
Nigel: [to Andy] She means you.

You bet your size 6 ass!

Nigel