Miranda Priestly: ...You have no sense of fashion...
Andy Sachs: I think that depends on...
Miranda Priestly: No, no, that wasn't a question.

Andy Sachs: I thought only the first assistant went to the benefit
Miranda Priestly: Only when the first assistant hasn't decided to become an incubus of viral plague.

[to Andy] There you are Emily. How many times do I have to scream your name?

Miranda Priestly

Andy Sachs: So none of the girls here eat anything?
Nigel: Not since two became new four and zero became the new two.
Andy Sachs: Well, I'm a six...
Nigel: Which is the new fourteen.

You don't deserve them, I mean you eat carbs, for Chrissake!

Emily

Emily: Andrea, Runway is fashion magazine, an interest in fashion is crucial.
Andy Sachs: What makes you think I'm not interested in fashion?

Jocelyn: [at a board meeting over the April issue] Well... they're showing a lot of florals right now, so I was thinking...
Miranda Priestly: Florals? For spring? Ground breaking.

Oh, never mind. I'm sure you have plenty more poly-blend where that came from.

Nigel

I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?

Emily

You are in desperate need of Chanel.

Nigel

Details of your incompetence do not interest me.

Miranda Priestly

Emily: One time an assistant left the desk, because she, I don't know, sliced her hand open with a letter opener. Miranda missed Lagerfeld who had boarded a seventeen hour flight to Australia. She now works at TV Guide.
Andy Sachs: Man the desk at all times. Got it.

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The Devil Wears Prada Quotes

Miranda Priestly: [to Andy] Emily? Emily!
Nigel: [to Andy] She means you.

You bet your size 6 ass!

Nigel