Andy Sachs: What if I don't want this?
Miranda Priestly: Oh, don't be silly - EVERYONE wants this. Everyone wants to be *us*.

A million girls would kill for this job.

Emily

Miranda Priestly: ...You have no sense of fashion...
Andy Sachs: I think that depends on...
Miranda Priestly: No, no, that wasn't a question.

Miranda Priestly: [to Andy] Emily? Emily!
Nigel: [to Andy] She means you.

I'm one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight.

Emily

Andy Sachs: [seeing Nigel with a black gown] I love that! Will that fit me?
Nigel: A little Crisco and some fishing wire and we'll be in business.

Other girls dream of working here. You merely deign.

Nigel

Find me that piece of paper I had in my hand yesterday morning.

Miranda Priestly

[to Andy] There you are Emily. How many times do I have to scream your name?

Miranda Priestly

You went upstairs? Why didn't you just crawl into bed with her ask a bedtime story?

Emily

Andy Sachs: So none of the girls here eat anything?
Nigel: Not since two became new four and zero became the new two.
Andy Sachs: Well, I'm a six...
Nigel: Which is the new fourteen.

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The Devil Wears Prada Quotes

I'm one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight.

Emily

Andy Sachs: I thought only the first assistant went to the benefit
Miranda Priestly: Only when the first assistant hasn't decided to become an incubus of viral plague.