You are in desperate need of Chanel.

Nigel

Andy Sachs: I thought only the first assistant went to the benefit
Miranda Priestly: Only when the first assistant hasn't decided to become an incubus of viral plague.

I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?

Emily

Oh, never mind. I'm sure you have plenty more poly-blend where that came from.

Nigel

Jocelyn: [at a board meeting over the April issue] Well... they're showing a lot of florals right now, so I was thinking...
Miranda Priestly: Florals? For spring? Ground breaking.

Emily: Andrea, Runway is fashion magazine, an interest in fashion is crucial.
Andy Sachs: What makes you think I'm not interested in fashion?

You don't deserve them, I mean you eat carbs, for Chrissake!

Emily

Andy Sachs: So none of the girls here eat anything?
Nigel: Not since two became new four and zero became the new two.
Andy Sachs: Well, I'm a six...
Nigel: Which is the new fourteen.

You went upstairs? Why didn't you just crawl into bed with her ask a bedtime story?

Emily

You bet your size 6 ass!

Nigel

Details of your incompetence do not interest me.

Miranda Priestly

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The Devil Wears Prada Quotes

Miranda Priestly: [to Andy] Emily? Emily!
Nigel: [to Andy] She means you.

You bet your size 6 ass!

Nigel