Vanity, definitely my favorite sin.

John Milton

Kevin Lomax: What about love?
John Milton: Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate.

I know we've got all this money, and it's supposed to be OK, but it's not.

Mary Ann Lomax

Guilt is like a bag of fuckin' bricks. All ya gotta do is set it down.

John Milton

Freedom, baby... is never having to say you're sorry.

John Milton

John Milton: Are we negotiating?
Kevin Lomax: Always.

Kevin Lomax: Is this a test?
Pam: Isn't everything?

John Milton: Don't get too cocky my boy. No matter how good you are don't ever let them see you coming. That's the gaffe my friend. You gotta keep yourself small. Innocuous. Be the little guy. You know, the nerd... the leper... shit-kickin' surfer. Look at me.
[stops and pauses]
John Milton: Underestimated from day one. You'd never think I was a master of the universe, now would ya?

Kevin Lomax: "Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven", is that it?
John Milton: Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him. In spite of all his imperfections, I'm a fan of man! I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist.

Who, in their right mind Kevin, could possibly deny the twentieth century was entirely mine.

John Milton

A woman's shoulders are the front lines of her mystique, and her neck, if she's alive, has all the mystery of a border town. A no-man's land in that battle between the mind and the body.

John Milton

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The Devil's Advocate Quotes

John Milton: Are we negotiating?
Kevin Lomax: Always.

Who, in their right mind Kevin, could possibly deny the twentieth century was entirely mine.

John Milton