Favorite The Dictator Quotes
General Aladeen: You're an Apple Genius, so what do you do?
Nadal: Mostly I clean semen out of laptops.
General Aladeen: Oh it's a girl. I'm so sorry. Where's the trashcan?
Pregnant Woman: Oh no we want it!
Zoey: Could you please take your hands off my breasts?
General Aladeen: Those are breasts? I thought you were a boy.
I am very proud to be an American. I am America's number one douche.General Aladeen
Is there any way you could lend me some money? Maybe... 20 million dollars?General Aladeen
I love being an American.General Aladeen
A ruby? What am I? A Kardashian?Megan Fox
Store Customer: God, the police are such fascist bastards.
General Aladeen: Yes, and not even in a good way.
We dictators aren't all bad. While Western countries continue to ravage our planet's resources, we preserve our land and conserve it by burying thousands of bones in single mass eco-graves.General Aladeen
I love it when women go to school. It's like seeing a monkey on roller skates -- it means nothing to them, but it's so adorable for us.General Aladeen
[to his pregnant wife] Is this a boy or an abortion?General Aladeen
General Aladeen: Don't worry, I am Wadiya's number one actor. You don't win 4 Wadiyan Golden Globes for nothing.
Nadal: Yes you do, because you gave them to yourself!