Popular The Dictator Quotes
Zoey: Could you please take your hands off my breasts?
General Aladeen: Those are breasts? I thought you were a boy.
I love it when women go to school. It's like seeing a monkey on roller skates -- it means nothing to them, but it's so adorable for us.General Aladeen
General Aladeen: Oh it's a girl. I'm so sorry. Where's the trashcan?
Pregnant Woman: Oh no we want it!
A ruby? What am I? A Kardashian?Megan Fox
General Aladeen: Don't worry, I am Wadiya's number one actor. You don't win 4 Wadiyan Golden Globes for nothing.
Nadal: Yes you do, because you gave them to yourself!
I am very proud to be an American. I am America's number one douche.General Aladeen
General Aladeen: Sub Saharan, can you have 150 child warriors here by 5:00pm?
You two make a cute couple. But could you do this later? When you're not elbow deep in my vagina?Pregnant Woman
[to his pregnant wife] Is this a boy or an abortion?General Aladeen
General Aladeen: You're an Apple Genius, so what do you do?
Nadal: Mostly I clean semen out of laptops.
Store Customer: God, the police are such fascist bastards.
General Aladeen: Yes, and not even in a good way.
Is there any way you could lend me some money? Maybe... 20 million dollars?General Aladeen