Gunnar Jensen:
[about to fight Bao Thao]
Gunnar Jensen: Bring it, "happy feet"!

Pirate leader: Drop your guns!
Lee Christmas: Fat chance.
Barney Ross: Why do they always say that?

Dan Paine: Who sent you?
Barney Ross: [to the bald Dan Paine] Your hairdresser!

Trench: Give this job to my friend here. He loves playing in the jungle, right?
Barney Ross: [sarcastically] Right.
Mr. Church: [referring to Trench, confused] What's his problem?

Only thing you need to know is the job's real, and the money's real.

Mr. Church

You got a problem with that?

Mr. Church

Hale Caesar: What happened to you?
Barney Ross: I got my ass kicked.

You know it's not easy being your friend.

Lee Christmas

Ten seconds you won't believe what's gonna happen.

Lee Christmas

Barney Ross: What's wrong with this picture?
Lee Christmas: Everything.

I promised myself, I'm gonna die for something that counts.

Tool

Trench: Give this job to my friend. He loves playing in the jungle, right?
Barney Ross: Right.

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The Expendables Quotes

Pirate leader: Drop your guns!
Lee Christmas: Fat chance.
Barney Ross: Why do they always say that?

Gunnar Jensen:
[about to fight Bao Thao]
Gunnar Jensen: Bring it, "happy feet"!

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