Discovering the object of the game *is* the object of the game.

Daniel Schorr

Nicholas: There goes a thousand dollars.
Christine: Your shoes cost a thousand dollars?
Nicholas: That one did.

Conrad: I've been here before.
Nicholas: I took you here for your birthday.
Conrad: No, I used to buy crystal meth from the Maitre D.

They fuck you and fuck you and fuck you, and just when you think it's over, that's when the real fucking begins!

Conrad

I'm being toyed with by a bunch of depraved children.

Nicholas

The game is tailored specifically to each participant. Think of it as a great vacation, except you don't go to it, it comes to you.

Jim Feingold

We're like an experiential Book-of-the-Month Club.

Jim Feingold

I don't care about the money. I'm pulling back the curtain. I want to meet the wizard.

Nicholas

Conrad: This is for you.
Nicholas: You shouldn't have.
Conrad: What do you get for the man who has... everything?

Nicholas: [reading card] "Consumer Recreation Services." Well, I do have golf clubs.
Conrad: Call that number.
Nicholas: Why?
Conrad: Make your life... fun.
Nicholas: Fun.
Conrad: You know what that is... uh, you've seen other people have it.

Did I have a choice? Did I have a choice?

Nicholas

They won't leave me alone! I'm a goddamn human piñata!

Conrad

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And you really believe that just because you publish children's books, people care about my reputation? You can have pictures of me wearing nipple rings, butt fucking Captain Kangaroo. The only thing they care about is the stock and whether that stock is up or down!

Nicholas

Nicholas: There goes a thousand dollars.
Christine: Your shoes cost a thousand dollars?
Nicholas: That one did.