Favorite The Girl Next Door Quotes
Mr. Peterson: [while getting lap dance] So, what was the scholarship for?
Matthew: Moral fiber.
Hey, you guys know Matty? I hung with him last night. Guy's the tits.Kelly
Ferrari: Your name is Klitz?
Klitz: With a K.
You wanna be president? Lemme tell you the first rule of politics; Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences.Kelly
April: Is your name really Clitz?
Klitz: Yeah, with a K.
[makes out with Danielle]
Matthew: [high] Heyyy, it's my competition! Ryan, what's up my man?
Ryan: Jesus, what happened to you?
Matthew: Just living life, my man.
Danielle: Thank you.
Matthew: For what?
Danielle: I never went to prom.
Matthew: Hey, there's the big daddy!
Dr. Salinger: Matthew, what has been going on?
Matthew: Some serious shit.
Kelly: Sometimes in life if you wanna do something good, you gotta do something bad.
Matthew: Yeah, but this is breaking and entering.
Kelly: This is politics.
[to Klitz] I know this isn't professional, but I think you're really cute.April
Mrs. Kidman: Eli, do those girls go to your school?
Eli: Actually, no, Mrs. Kidman, they're porn stars.