Matthew: What happened?
Klitz: It got bad.

Friends don't fuck with each other's business.


God, I just wanna bang hot chicks!


Always leave 'em wanting more.


I could make a better sex-ed film with my mom!


Just go with it.


Woman: [voiceover] How do you want me?
Man: Oh, that's good. Yeah. Just, uh... just get comfortable.
Woman: I'm a little nervous.
Man: Nah, you're doing great.

Matthew: Oh my god, she's so hot.
Eli: What channel, dude?

Matthew: Do you have the fever?
Klitz: No. Why? Do you?
Matthew: I don't know. Maybe.
[turns to Eli]
Matthew: How 'bout you?
Eli: I just gotta fuck something.

Man, there is some talent here. You get those girls together with those assbags right there and shoot 'em humping at, like, a football game or at a prom, that video would sell. Fuck, I'm good! How do I get these ideas? It's like a gift, you know? It's like I can't control it.


Film School Student: Why'd you skip film school? Don't you think you're a little young?
Eli: Shut the fuck up. Next question.

Ferrari: I know I lost my virginity at prom. How about you? When did you lose your virginity?
April: When I was 10.
Ferrari: Okay, moving on...

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The Girl Next Door Quotes

Hey, you guys know Matty? I hung with him last night. Guy's the tits.


[to Samnang] You better cure cancer, kid.