Ferrari: I know I lost my virginity at prom. How about you? When did you lose your virginity?
April: When I was 10.
Ferrari: Okay, moving on...

Kelly: Cool ride huh?
Jock # 1: Yeah... if you're a fag!
Kelly: [throws jock to the ground] Get in!

Matthew: I just feel so weird...
Danielle: Shh. Relax. Ecstasy is not that bad.
Matthew: What?
Danielle: Kelly likes dosing people with E.
Matthew: Oh, my God. Am I gonna die?

[realizing Matt has accidentally taken E] Oh, my God, this is gonna be amazing!

Eli

Hugo Posh: Kelly! What do we say?
Kelly: Fuck you.
Hugo Posh: Always with the big words.

That fuckin' bitch just can't run away because she don't want to screw on film anymore!

Kelly

Well, I don't speak a foreign language, so that's out. And I can't quote John F. Kennedy now, can I, Ryan?

Matthew

Samnang: He fucked me, Mum. He fuck me real bad.
Samnang's Mother: That son of a bitch!

Karate Guy in Porno: Oooh, excellent, grasshopper. And now for your final task of your training.
Danielle: You're gonna need a harder piece of wood that that, cowboy.
Matthew: That's not her.
Eli: Yeah, it is.
Matthew: Oh, no.

Matthew: Why are you doing this?
Danielle: What?
Matthew: This.
Danielle: Isn't that what you want? To fuck a porn star in a cheap motel? So this is what you really think of me.

Matt: But then Samnang won't get his money!
Kelly: It's funny, you say that like I care. I don't give a shit!

What the fuck is this shit?

Kelly

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The Girl Next Door Quotes

Matthew: It's not funny.
Danielle: It's a little funny.

Excuse me.
[makes out with Danielle]

Matthew