Moral fiber. So, what is moral fiber? It's funny, I used to think it was always telling the truth, doing good deeds, basically being a fucking boy scout. But lately I've been seeing it differently. Now I think moral fiber's about finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world. And when you find her, you fight for her. You risk it all, you put her in front of everything, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't so clean. You know what? It doesn't matter. Because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze. That's what moral fiber's all about.

Matthew

Eli: Dude!
Matthew: I know.
Klitz: Dude!
Matthew: I know.

Matthew: It's not funny.
Danielle: It's a little funny.

Excuse me.
[makes out with Danielle]

Matthew

April: Is your name really Clitz?
Klitz: Yeah, with a K.

Mr. Peterson: [while getting lap dance] So, what was the scholarship for?
Matthew: Moral fiber.

[to Klitz] I know this isn't professional, but I think you're really cute.

April

Dude, am I ugly?

Klitz

I'm in so much trouble.

Matthew

Danielle: Thank you.
Matthew: For what?
Danielle: I never went to prom.

Minions!

Eli

Eli: Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass.
Matthew: Eli, you're never going to see her again.
Eli: Oh, you know what? Fine!
Matthew: Fine!
Eli: Fine! Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! Fuck her for me! For me!

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The Girl Next Door Quotes

Matthew: It's not funny.
Danielle: It's a little funny.

Excuse me.
[makes out with Danielle]

Matthew