I just wanna let you know, I know who you really are, and you're better than this.

Matthew

Matthew: What happened?
Klitz: It got bad.
Eli: BOLT! BOLT!

Friends don't fuck with each other's business.

Kelly

God, I just wanna bang hot chicks!

Eli

Those crazy little fuckers man, they sure know their numbers.

Kelly

Always leave 'em wanting more.

Kelly

I could make a better sex-ed film with my mom!

Eli

Just go with it.

Danielle

Matthew Kidman. I will always remember... The three legs of the tripod. My business partner. My student advisor. The next Einstein. Eli's calling card. Klitz's big debut. My own scholarship to Georgetown. And of course, I'll never forget the girl next door. As for me, I'm just going with it.

Matthew

Woman: [voiceover] How do you want me?
Man: Oh, that's good. Yeah. Just, uh... just get comfortable.
Woman: I'm a little nervous.
Man: Nah, you're doing great.

Danielle: Ooh, boxers.
Matthew: I always wear boxers. You just caught me on a weird day.

What's the craziest thing you've done lately?

Danielle

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The Girl Next Door Quotes

Matthew: It's not funny.
Danielle: It's a little funny.

Excuse me.
[makes out with Danielle]

Matthew