Always leave 'em wanting more.

Kelly

Those crazy little fuckers man, they sure know their numbers.

Kelly

God, I just wanna bang hot chicks!

Eli

Friends don't fuck with each other's business.

Kelly

Matthew: What happened?
Klitz: It got bad.
Eli: BOLT! BOLT!

I just wanna let you know, I know who you really are, and you're better than this.

Matthew

Stay in school!

Kelly

Yeah. We're definitely outside the box now, huh? Now you gotta ask yourself, how far are you willing to go, hmm? How much do you really care about her? [unzips his pants, pauses, then starts laughing] I'm joking, man! Relax. Damn! Do I look gay to you?

Kelly

Kelly: If I'm gonna do this payment plan thing, I need a show of good faith, you know, something concrete.
Matthew: Well, like what?
Kelly: A blow job.
Matthew: Nah, I told you. She's not gonna do that anymore.
Kelly: Who said anything about her?

You wanna be president? Lemme tell you the first rule of politics; Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences.

Kelly

Kelly: Sometimes in life if you wanna do something good, you gotta do something bad.
Matthew: Yeah, but this is breaking and entering.
Kelly: This is politics.

Matthew: [high] Heyyy, it's my competition! Ryan, what's up my man?
Ryan: Jesus, what happened to you?
Matthew: Just living life, my man.

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The Girl Next Door Quotes

Matthew: It's not funny.
Danielle: It's a little funny.

Excuse me.
[makes out with Danielle]

Matthew