The Girl Next Door Quotes
Matthew: Hey, there's the big daddy!
Dr. Salinger: Matthew, what has been going on?
Matthew: Some serious shit.
Moral fiber. So, what is moral fiber? It's funny, I used to think it was always telling the truth, doing good deeds, basically being a fucking boy scout. But lately I've been seeing it differently. Now I think moral fiber's about finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world. And when you find her, you fight for her. You risk it all, you put her in front of everything, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't so clean. You know what? It doesn't matter. Because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze. That's what moral fiber's all about.Matthew
Mrs. Kidman: Eli, do those girls go to your school?
Eli: Actually, no, Mrs. Kidman, they're porn stars.
Eli: Okay, you know what the three of us are? We're a tripod.
Matt: A tripod?
Eli: Yes, a tripod. Which means that if you knock out one of our legs... WE. ALL. FALL!
Hi, I'm all wet. Can I come in?Danielle
Kelly: Hey, you know who's got the killer bud?
Kelly: This fucker right here.
Hey, you guys know Matty? I hung with him last night. Guy's the tits.Kelly
[to Samnang] You better cure cancer, kid.Matthew
Ferrari: Your name is Klitz?
Klitz: With a K.
April: Is your name really Clitz?
Klitz: Yeah, with a K.
Danielle: Thank you.
Matthew: For what?
Danielle: I never went to prom.
[to Klitz] I know this isn't professional, but I think you're really cute.April