Dude, am I ugly?

Klitz

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• Added: June 20, 2007

I'm in so much trouble.

Matthew

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• Added: June 20, 2007

Mr. Peterson: [while getting lap dance] So, what was the scholarship for?
Matthew: Moral fiber.

• Permalink: So, what was the scholarship for? Moral fiber.
• Added: June 20, 2007

Excuse me.
[makes out with Danielle]

Matthew

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• Added: June 20, 2007

Matthew: It's not funny.
Danielle: It's a little funny.

• Permalink: It's not funny. It's a little funny.
• Added: June 20, 2007

Minions!

Eli

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• Added: June 20, 2007

Eli: Dude!
Matthew: I know.
Klitz: Dude!
Matthew: I know.

• Permalink: Dude! I know. Dude! I know.
• Added: June 20, 2007

Eli: Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass.
Matthew: Eli, you're never going to see her again.
Eli: Oh, you know what? Fine!
Matthew: Fine!
Eli: Fine! Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! Fuck her for me! For me!

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Eli: Dude, don't mess this up.
Matthew: Mess what up?
Eli: Matt, she's a porn star! Okay? Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast!
Matthew: Eli, I like this girl.
Eli: And you can still like her with your penis inside her.

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• Added: June 20, 2007