Favorite The Hangover Part II Quotes
Mr. Chow: Did you die?
Phil: No, but i was shot.
Mr. Chow: But did you die?
Sometimes when you snort coke, your heart stops and starts up again. Read a book!Mr. Chow
I wish monkeys could skype.Alan
Phil: Chow! What are you doing here?
Alan: He's my plus one
Chow: We had a sick night bitches
Phil: You're not my friend!
Alan: Don't say that Phil, are you serious? Even in America!?
Stu: You're the bearded devil!
I was gonna have you sing 'Burn it Up' by the Jonas Brothers, but then I remembered you don't like Indie music.Alan
"I have a demon in me."Stu
"When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language."Alan
Stu: I'm part of some weird wolf pack.
Alan: Hey, it's not weird. It's really quite cool, there's no membership fee.
I have a weakness for prostitutes apparently, all kinds.Stu
Phil: "Stu Come on, Get up. We got a situation"
Stu: "Where are we"
Phil: "You're gonna freak out, but its gonna be ok."
[Stu checks mirror and screams]
"This is a real tattoo!"
Stu: "Alan what did you do? Did you roofie me?
Alan: I didn't do anything
Phil: "It happened again."
Tracy: "Seriously, what is wrong with you three?"