Mr. Chow: Did you die?
Phil: No, but i was shot.
Mr. Chow: But did you die?

Sometimes when you snort coke, your heart stops and starts up again. Read a book!

Mr. Chow

Phil: "It happened again."
Tracy: "Seriously, what is wrong with you three?"

Phil: Chow! What are you doing here?
Alan: He's my plus one
Chow: We had a sick night bitches

Phil: You're not my friend!
Alan: Don't say that Phil, are you serious? Even in America!?
Stu: You're the bearded devil!

I was gonna have you sing 'Burn it Up' by the Jonas Brothers, but then I remembered you don't like Indie music.

Alan

"I have a demon in me."

Stu

I wish monkeys could skype.

Alan

Phil: "Stu Come on, Get up. We got a situation"
Stu: "Where are we"
Phil: "You're gonna freak out, but its gonna be ok."
[Stu checks mirror and screams]
"This is a real tattoo!"
Stu: "Alan what did you do? Did you roofie me?
Alan: I didn't do anything

Stu: I'm part of some weird wolf pack.
Alan: Hey, it's not weird. It's really quite cool, there's no membership fee.

I have a weakness for prostitutes apparently, all kinds.

Stu

First I lost my monkey, and now my hat. Could this day get any worse?

Alan

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The Hangover Part II Quotes

We're the 3 best friends that anybody could have.
We're the 3 best friends that anyone could have, we're the 3 best friends that anyone can have and we'll never never ever ever ever leave each other."

Alan [singing]

K as in Knife.

Alan

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