
Favorite The Hangover Quotes
Doug: I always wondered why they were called roofies. Cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call em groundies.
Alan Garner: Or rapies.
Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.
Phil Wenneck
What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras or Halle Berry in her cat woman suit.
Stu Price
See you later, gay boys!
Mr. Chow
Don't you worry your pretty stripped head were gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. Then were gonna find our best friend Doug and then were gonna give him a best friend hug... Doug Doug, Dougie, Doug, Doug.
Stu Price
So long, gay boys!
Mr. Chow
It's got, ah, Ted Danson and Magnum P.I. and that Jewish actor...
Alan Garner
It would be so cool if I could breast-feed.
Alan Garner
Oh, you know what? Next week's no good for me... The Jonas Brothers are in town. But any week after that, it's totally fine.
Alan Garner
That's right, keep steppin'. I'll hit an old man in public!
Alan Garner
Phil Wenneck: Tracy, it's Phil.
Tracy Garner: Phil, where the hell are you guys?
Phil Wenneck: We lost Doug.
Tracy Garner: What? We're getting married in five hours.
Phil Wenneck: Yeah... that's not gonna happen.
...I'm a steel trap. Whatever happens tonight, i won't ever ever speak a word of it. Seriously. I don't care what happens. I don't care if we kill someone.
Alan Garner