The Hangover Quotes
That's my grandma's ring. She made it all the way through the holocaust with that thing. It's legit.Stu Price
Alan Garner: [after learning the hotel room they had reserved only had 2 beds] Two beds is enough, we can share for a night. I'll bunk with Phil. That cool with you?
Phil Wenneck: No.
[repeatedly singing] And we're the three best friends that anyone could have!Alan Garner
Don't let the beard fool you. He's a child!Stu Price
Hey man I can be your Doug!Black Doug
Stu Price: We don't want to call attention to ourselves!
Phil Wenneck: [while driving a squad car on the sidewalk and using the loudspeaker] Attention! Attention!
Phil Wenneck: God damn it!
Alan Garner: Gosh darn it!
Phil Wenneck: Shit!
Alan Garner: Shoot!
[In the wedding]
Alan Garner: How's my hair?
Stu Price: That's good.
Alan Garner: It's cool like Phil's?
Stu Price: It's classic Phil.
Stu Price: That is not Doug.
Mr. Chow: What're you talking about, Willis? That him!
Stu Price: No, I'm sorry, Mr. Chow, that's not our friend, he... it's...
Alan Garner: The Doug we're looking for is a white.
Stu Price: Fuck!
Alan Garner: Your language is offensive.
Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you.Sid Garner
Woman in Elevator: Oh, how cute! What's his name?
Phil Wenneck: Ben.
Alan Garner: Carlos.