Popular The Happening Quotes
[as they are abandoned] Can you believe how crappy people are?Alma Moore
Train Conductor: The train service has been discountinued. This will be the last stop for all passengers.
Elliot Moore: Hey, what do you mean? Where are we?
Train Conductor: Filbert, Pennsylvania.
Elliot Moore: Filbert? Does anybody know where that is? Why are you giving me one useless piece of information at a time? What's going on? Hey, why would you just stop? You can't just leave us here!
Train Conductor: Sir, we lost contact.
Elliot Moore: With whom?
Train Conductor: Everyone.
[to concerned teachers] Alright, there appears to be an event happening. Central Park was just hit by what seems to be a terrorist attack. They're not clear on the scale yet. It's some kind of airborne chemical toxin that's been released in and around the park. They said to watch for warning signs. The first stage is confused speech. The second stage is physical disorientation, loss of direction. The third stage...is fatal.Principal
[watching news report about the toxin] It makes you kill yourself. Just when you thought there couldn't be any more evil that can be invented.Alma Moore
We're so much the same, Jess. I don't like to show my emotions either.Alma Moore
[to Joey] You have got to stop calling me. You're acting like the Fatal Attraction guy here. I feel like I'm going to take a shower and see your silhouette on the shower curtain!Alma Moore
We're packing hot dogs for the road. You know, hot dogs get a bad rep. They gotta cool shape, they got protein.Nursery Owner
[yelling] I need a second, okay? Why can't anyone give me a goddamn second?Elliot Moore
[to house plant] Hello. My name is Elliot Moore. I'm just going to talk in a very positive manner, giving off good vibes. We're just here to use the bathroom, and we're just going to leave. I hope that's okay.Elliot Moore
Open the door bitch!Josh
The event must've ended before we went out today.Elliot Moore
Can this really be happening?Elliot Moore