Doc: So, what's new Eddie? Anything exciting?
Eddie Cantrow: Ah, yeah, we just got those new Nike Sasquatch drivers in the store, so that's been kind of cool.
Doc: Let me rephrase the question. You been crushin' any pussy?

• Permalink: So, what's new Eddie? Anything exciting? Ah, yeah, we just go...
• Added: October 15, 2007

Happy wife, happy life!

Mac

• Permalink: Happy wife, happy life!
• Added: October 15, 2007

When she tells you to cock her, you cock her!

Doc

• Permalink: When she tells you to c**k her, you c**k her!
• Added: October 15, 2007

Eddie Cantrow: This is my dad.
Lila: Oh, hi Dad.
Doc: Nice to meet you, Lila.
Lila: How do you know my name?
Doc: Okay, cat's out of the bag. My son found your panties on the sidewalk and we've been talking about you all week. Eddie, give her back her undies.

• Permalink: This is my dad. Oh, hi Dad. Nice to meet you, Lila. How d...
• Added: October 15, 2007

I smell something weird down here. Smells like ya'll been hitting the Devil's lettuce.

Martin

• Permalink: I smell something weird down here. Smells like ya'll been hitti...
• Added: October 15, 2007