[while reading a letter] Dear Shelley. Oh my gosh, that's me! Wait there's more!

Shelley

The eyes are the nipples of the face.

Shelley

Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi?

Shelley

Shelley: [puts on Natalie's glasses] God, you need to go to the eye doctor!
Natalie: I did. That's where I got my glasses.

Natalie: Shelley knows how to meet guys, hence, we will learn how to meet guys.
Shelley: Yeah, hence!

My heart is pounding like a nail!

Shelley

Sweet balls!

Shelley Darlingson

Can you point me to the crapper? I have to drop some timber.

Joanne

I didn't stay in college for nine years just to go back to my trailer in Idaho!

Carrie Mae

My heart is racing like a nail!

Shelley

My allergic reaction made me feel beautiful.

Shelley

Manhole. I like that word. Manhole.

Shelley

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Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi?

Shelley

My heart is pounding like a nail!

Shelley

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