The House Bunny Quotes
[while reading a letter] Dear Shelley. Oh my gosh, that's me! Wait there's more!
Shelley
The eyes are the nipples of the face.
Shelley
Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi?
Shelley
Shelley: [puts on Natalie's glasses] God, you need to go to the eye doctor!
Natalie: I did. That's where I got my glasses.
Natalie: Shelley knows how to meet guys, hence, we will learn how to meet guys.
Shelley: Yeah, hence!
My heart is pounding like a nail!
Shelley
Sweet balls!
Shelley Darlingson
Can you point me to the crapper? I have to drop some timber.
Joanne
I didn't stay in college for nine years just to go back to my trailer in Idaho!
Carrie Mae
My heart is racing like a nail!
Shelley
My allergic reaction made me feel beautiful.
Shelley
Manhole. I like that word. Manhole.
Shelley
The House Bunny Review
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