Favorite The House Bunny Quotes
Sweet balls!Shelley Darlingson
Can you point me to the crapper? I have to drop some timber.Joanne
Natalie: Shelley knows how to meet guys, hence, we will learn how to meet guys.
Shelley: Yeah, hence!
Pooter, you're looking quite dapper this morning.Shelley Darlingson
I didn't stay in college for nine years just to go back to my trailer in Idaho!Carrie Mae
I gotta meet this freakin' bird!Shelley
The eyes are the nipples of the face.Shelley
Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi?Shelley
[while reading a letter] Dear Shelley. Oh my gosh, that's me! Wait there's more!Shelley
Oliver: You given any thought to who you might be voting for?
Shelley: I definitely won't listen to what Simon says, he is just so mean. I usually always agree with Paula and Randy.
Shelley: Oh, you meant the president.
Manhole. I like that word. Manhole.Shelley
My allergic reaction made me feel beautiful.Shelley