The eyes are the nipples of the face.

Shelley

Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi?

Shelley

Pooter, you're looking quite dapper this morning.

Shelley Darlingson

I gotta meet this freakin' bird!

Shelley

Manhole. I like that word. Manhole.

Shelley

My allergic reaction made me feel beautiful.

Shelley

My heart is racing like a nail!

Shelley

I didn't stay in college for nine years just to go back to my trailer in Idaho!

Carrie Mae

Can you point me to the crapper? I have to drop some timber.

Joanne

Sweet balls!

Shelley Darlingson

My heart is pounding like a nail!

Shelley

Natalie: Shelley knows how to meet guys, hence, we will learn how to meet guys.
Shelley: Yeah, hence!

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Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi?

Shelley

My heart is pounding like a nail!

Shelley

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Maybe it was her guest starring stint on Entourage, but we adore Anna Farris. That's what we really wanted to like The House Bunny. But...

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