The Interview Quotes
They honey potted us!
Aaron Rapoport
They hate us, ‘cause they ain’t us.
David Skywalk
David Skylark: Want to go kill Kim Jong-un?
Aaron Rapoport: Totally! I’d love to assassinate Kim Jonh-un. It’s a date!
Kim Jong-un: Dave! I have a gift for you!
David Skylark: Oh! Oh! Oh! This dog is killing me with it’s cuteness!
Kim Jong-un: It’s crazy cute!
David Skylark: Holy f***amole! A tank!
Kim Jong-un: It was a gift from my grandfather from Stalin.
David Skylark: In my country it’s pronounced Stallone.
David Skylark: There’s something out there!
Aaron Rapoport: It’s a tiger.
David Skylark: I didn’t want it to come to this but you’re going to have to fight that tiger!
Agent Lacey: Please tell me you know that that’s a stupid idea.
David Skylark: Do not be a gentleman. You go right for the f***ing balls!
Aaron Rapoport: I don’t see it’s balls.
David Skylark: Kim must die! That’s the American way.
Sook: How many times can the US make the same mistake?
David Skylark: As many times as it takes!
David Skylark: As the two best friends stared each other in the eyes, they knew that this might be the end of the long road. But even though that neither one could say it out loud, they were both thinking…
David Skylark and Aaron Rapoport: [whispers together] I love you.
David Skylark: He’s not evil! He was just born into a hard situation!
Aaron Rapoport: You can not pull out of this!
David Skylark: I’m pulling out!
Aaron Rapoport: You’re way too deep to pull out!
David Skylark: I’m pulling out!
Aaron Rapoport: No, we are not! You are leaving it in!
Agent Lacey: You are entering into the most dangerous country on earth. Kim Jong-un’s people believe anything he tells them including that he can speak to dolphins or he doesn’t urinate and defecate.
David Skylark: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you’re telling me my man doesn’t pee or poop?
Aaron Rapoport: Everybody pees and poops. Where would it go otherwise? He’d explode.
David Skylark: But he does talk to dolphins?
Agent Lacey: [sighs]
Agent Lacey: Mr. Rapoport, I am Agent Lacey with Central Intelligence. You two are going to be in a room alone with Kim and the CIA would love it if you two could take him out.
David Skylark: Hmm?
Agent Lacey: Take him out.
Aaron Rapoport: For coffee?
David Skylark: Dinner?
Aaron Rapoport: For kimchi?
Agent Lacey: No, uh, take him out.
Aaron Rapoport: You want us to kill the leader of North Korea?
Agent Lacey: Yes
David Skylark: Whaaaaat?!
I've been leaving a breadcrumb trail of gayness.
Eminem
The Interview Review
When The Interview became an online blockbuster, viewers just got to see the film itself. Now that it has arrived on Blu-Ray and DVD, the...
