What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you love. That's what matters. That's the only thing that counts.

Stephen

Ow, that's my nut.

Michael

Do whatever it takes. You can't fail if you never give up.

Stephen

Christ... where did you come from and how can I make more of you?

Kenny

I took that bitch to the fucking prom!

Izzy

The world is moving so fast now that we start freaking long before our parents did because we don't ever stop to breathe anymore.

Kim

I've been thinking about my life lately, and everything feels pretty planned out. There's no more surprises.

Michael

Did you know that the institution of marriage was created when the average person lived to the age of 30.

Kim

People know the truth. They may not like it or want to know it, but they always know. Lie and you'll lose her.

Stephen

Michael: Hello.
Kim: Hey, don't hang up. Look, I'm so sorry about before. I think... God, I must've had too much to drink or something, but, if I promise not to try to kiss you or anything, will you come over here and talk to me? I really need to talk to you.

Michael: I was never in a fraternity. I was much too serious.
Kim: Oh, I bet you were 29 even when you were 19.
Michael: Put it this way. If i had to do it again, I'd do it knowing that after you graduate no one ever gives a fuck what your GPA was.

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The Last Kiss Quotes

Michael: Hello.
Kim: Hey, don't hang up. Look, I'm so sorry about before. I think... God, I must've had too much to drink or something, but, if I promise not to try to kiss you or anything, will you come over here and talk to me? I really need to talk to you.

Michael: I was never in a fraternity. I was much too serious.
Kim: Oh, I bet you were 29 even when you were 19.
Michael: Put it this way. If i had to do it again, I'd do it knowing that after you graduate no one ever gives a fuck what your GPA was.