Favorite The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor Quotes
Whoa whoa whoa. Sorry pal, there's a mummy on the loose.Rick O'Connell
So these are the good undead guys, right?Rick O'Connell
I hate mummies. They never play fair.Jonathan Carnahan
Good going dad. You've raised another mummy. In his tomb, it said he had control of the five elements.Alex O'Connell
[about Han] When the emperor built the great wall, he buried his enemies underneath it. I will call them to battle once more.Zijuan
Pilot: I'd tell you to fasten your seatbelts, but it was too cheap to buy any! Ha ha ha!
Rick O'Connell: Ha ha ha! Why am I laughing?
[to Rick] You guys are like mummy magnets!Jonathan Carnahan
Rick O'Connell: I. Really. Hate. Mummies.
Evelyn O'Connell: I think the feeling is mutual.
Ah! My ass is on fire! My ass is on fire! Spank my ass. Spank my ass!Jonathan Carnahan
You three-headed shape-shifting son-of-a-bitch.Jonathan Carnahan
Jonathan Carnahan: Die you mummy bastards. Die.
Mad Dog Maguire: There is no call for bad language.
Evelyn O'Connell: What is that god awful smell?
Jonathan Carnahan: [covered in puke] The Yak yakked.