Favorite The Other Guys Quotes
Hey I did my first desk pop!Allen Gamble
(with wonder) Oh look, he's flying.Allen Gamble
At age 11, I audited my parents.Allen Gamble
I'm a peacock, you've gotta let me FLY!Terry Hoitz
Makes me feel like I'm going shopping for a training bra.Terry Hoitz
Ay ay ay if I want to hear you talk I will shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet.P.K. Highsmith
Like a Viagra pill with a face!P.K. Highsmith
(Yelling at Terry Hoitz) You should have shot A-Rod!Heckler
(Allen finds his precious missing car has been recovered)
Cop: From bodily fluids and hair samples we determined that... a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in there.
Allen Gamble: Oh God.
Cop: It's called a 'soup kitchen'. ...A mama raccoon came along and gave birth on the floor, placenta blew out all over the back window there.