Popular The Producers Quotes
We got the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did we go right?Max Bialystock
I'm drowning here! I'm going down for the last time! I... I... I see my whole life flashing before my eyes! I see a weathered old farmhouse... With a white picket fence... I'm running through fields of alfalfa with my collie, Rex. No Rex, not on the alfalfa. And I see my mother... I see Mama, standing on the back porch... And I hear her calling out to me..."Alvin, don't forget your chores! The wood needs a-cordin' and the cows need a-milkin'! Alviiiiin! Aaaaalviiiiiiiiiiiin!"... Wait a minute. My name's not Alvin. That's not my life. Someone else's life is flashing before my eyes. What the hell is that about? I'm not a hillbilly, I grew up in the Bronx. Leo's taken everything from me... Even my past!Max Bialystock
Shut up! I'm having a rhetorical conversation!Max Bialystock
For once, I would love to see someone on that couch who's under eighty-five!Max Bialystock
Today I have taken the Siegfried oath, and danced with a sailor, a cop and an extremely friendly Cherokee Indian.Leo Bloom
Mr. Bialystock, I'm afraid you've mistaken me for someone with a spine.Leo Bloom
You were right about one thing you are a CPA, a certified public asshole!Leo Bloom
Broadway! I haven't been zis happy since we crushed Poland!Franz Liebkind
The FÃ¼hrer wasn't a mousy little mama's boy! The FÃ¼hrer was BUTCH!Franz Liebkind
I was never a member of the Nazi Party! I only followed orders. I had nothing to do with the war! I didn't even know there was a war. We lived at the back, near Switzerland. All we heard was yodelling... yoodle le he hoo! Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo, Yodelay, Yodelay, Yodelay-WHO ARE YOU!?!Franz Liebkind
Violinists love to play an E-string, but audiences really love a G-string!Ulla
Ulla: Ulla wake up at five A.M. every day. From five to seven, Ulla like to exercise. From seven to eight, Ulla like to take long shower. From eight to nine, Ulla like to have big Swedish breakfast. Many different herrings. From nine to eleven, Ulla like to practice her singing and her dancing. And at eleven, Ulla like to have sex. ... What time should I get here?
Max and Leo: Eleven!