[Getting her car stuck in a ford] Oh, bugger it.

Queen Elizabeth II

Move over, Cabbage.

Prince Philip

When you get it wrong you really get it wrong. This woman has devoted her whole life to her people... a job she didn't wan't... the job that killed her father and as far as I can see has done her duty with honour and dignity and now we're all after her blood just beacuse she dis having diffficulty going to the funeral of the woman who threw everything that she offered back in her face and spent the last few years trying to destroy her life.

Tony Blair

Tony Blair: Let's keep in touch.
HM Queen Elizabeth II: Yes. Let's.

Will someone please save these people from themselves!

Tony Blair

Prince Philip: It's not fair!
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes, and further discussion would not be helpful.

Portrait Artist: You may not be allowed to vote, ma'am, but it is your government.
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes. I suppose that is some consolation.

Queen Elizabeth II: Have we shown you how to start a nuclear war yet?
Tony Blair: Uh, no.
Queen Elizabeth II: No? First thing we do, apparently. Then we take away your passport and spend the rest of the time sending you around the world.

Charles, dear, use the royal flight. They keep one plane on permanent stand-by, in case I should kick the bucket.

The Queen Mother

Alastair Campbell: You going to speak to the Queen?
Tony Blair: Yep.
Alastair Campbell: Ask her if SHE greased the brakes.
Tony Blair: Now, now.

Elton John wishes to sing at the funeral. Should be a first for Westminster Abbey.

Prince Philip

Queen Elizabeth II: [to her husband] Have you heard from the Spencers on what they wish to do with the funeral?
HM The Queen Mother: Oh no, no one tells me anything.

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The Queen Quotes

Queen Elizabeth II: [to her husband] Have you heard from the Spencers on what they wish to do with the funeral?
HM The Queen Mother: Oh no, no one tells me anything.

[Getting her car stuck in a ford] Oh, bugger it.

Queen Elizabeth II