[Getting her car stuck in a ford] Oh, bugger it.

Queen Elizabeth II

Queen Elizabeth II: [to her husband] Have you heard from the Spencers on what they wish to do with the funeral?
HM The Queen Mother: Oh no, no one tells me anything.

Sleeping in the streets and pulling out their hair for someone they never knew. And they think we're mad!

Prince Philip

Move over, Cabbage.

Prince Philip

Will someone please save these people from themselves!

Tony Blair

Prince Philip: It's not fair!
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes, and further discussion would not be helpful.

Portrait Artist: You may not be allowed to vote, ma'am, but it is your government.
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes. I suppose that is some consolation.

Queen Elizabeth II: Have we shown you how to start a nuclear war yet?
Tony Blair: Uh, no.
Queen Elizabeth II: No? First thing we do, apparently. Then we take away your passport and spend the rest of the time sending you around the world.

Charles, dear, use the royal flight. They keep one plane on permanent stand-by, in case I should kick the bucket.

The Queen Mother

Alastair Campbell: You going to speak to the Queen?
Tony Blair: Yep.
Alastair Campbell: Ask her if SHE greased the brakes.
Tony Blair: Now, now.

Elton John wishes to sing at the funeral. Should be a first for Westminster Abbey.

Prince Philip

Tony Blair: Let's keep in touch.
HM Queen Elizabeth II: Yes. Let's.

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The Queen Quotes

Queen Elizabeth II: [to her husband] Have you heard from the Spencers on what they wish to do with the funeral?
HM The Queen Mother: Oh no, no one tells me anything.

[Getting her car stuck in a ford] Oh, bugger it.

Queen Elizabeth II